No way!
Have I been living under a rock? Maybe...you don't know. I sure didn't know that the Turtles are coming out with movie in March. That - and the leftover Cuban sandwich I just ate - totally makes my day. Totally.
Awwwwww hell yeahhhh.
Now, if only the Transformers would make a...
NO WAY! Are all the awesome 80s coming back?
Okay, how about....
The Monchichis? No? Or...not yet?
They are arguably just as awesome.
Labels: Movies
« January 30, 2007 5:44 PM | Post a Comment | 0 comments »
More lucky than...
...smart. Usually, I care because lucky people annoy me with their luckiness and winning lottery numbers. Right now, though, they can keep their stupid lotteries and the demographics who benefit from them to themselves (senior citizens and kids trying to get an "education", I'm looking at you, you lazy leeches).
You know why? I just scored a double-double with Isabelle. Holy hell, I wish that meant something more inappropriate, but sadly (for me, not her), it doesn't. Last summer, I got two sets of tickets to see her in concert twice. One was in the third row; the other was first row dead center. Lucky, eh, for my first time seeing her?
Nope, as it turns out, it's just my awesome karma being totally awesome. This year, I (even more luckily) got two sets of tickets for two shows, both in the front row. And one pair is for the very center again. I get to swoon at Isabelle for two nights obstructed only by my sense of propriety and not by someone else's head. Ah, who am I kidding? I wouldn't let someone's else head get in the way. Heh heh heh. Mwahahaha. Ha ha...bleh.
(Look at her! Over to your left. See? She brings teh hawt in a hot, hot way.)
So, anyways, why don't I think this is smart? Because these tickets aren't cheap. And I can't stop buying them. Of course, they're all in "Canadian dollars" so I'm not even sure if that's real money.
« January 24, 2007 12:51 PM | Post a Comment | 0 comments »
Upcoming releases
Ah, January, the month of hope and good intentions and thinking we have enough money to do everything and go everywhere we want until the damn car breaks down in February and we have to ride public transportation with other...people.
But since it's still January, I'm still sooper-dooper excited about life. Besides planned trips to France, Quebec, and Vegas, there are the little things that make my life bearable:
March: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Film for Theaters - Master Shake is my hero. I know that's sorta sad, but I wish I could say everything that he does. I don't want to do everything he does because he has no arms. And a straw sticking out of his head.
I was not put on this earth to listen to meat!
April: Retour à la source - Isabelle is making a country album. That's so awesome, I can't even put it in words. Don't worry, I won't try. But even awesomer is that I'll get to see her again in May.
May: D'elles - Celine's new french album consists of songs written by female Quebecoise and French authors. That's a fresh idea, I think. What's not quite as fresh (as me!) is her show which is ending in December after a five year run. I'll see her one or two more times and cry with her. Hoo hoo. But the tears will dry up soon since she's going on a world tour next year. Yes, she's taking her drama and hysterics (and butchness) on the road! Don't say I didn't warn you.
July: Harry Potter, Deathly Hallows book and The Order of the Phoenix movie - This is a good month to be JK Rowling. Holy moley, how much money will this woman make by taking in a single breath any day in July? Even more than today, that's what, and that scares me a little. But good for her! Obscene amounts of money is a great goal and/or motivator.
Isn't that the force behind The Simpsons Movie? I'm looking forward to it unless it's all about Homer. Make Bart the star because the boy's a natural STAR. Actually, he's my hero (sorry, Master Shake) because he's a petty thug and that's all I've ever wanted to be in life. It's not too late, I know, I know...
Labels: Celine, Isabelle, Movies
« January 19, 2007 10:58 AM | Post a Comment | 0 comments »
Bitch, out my house
Hilda: Betty, have you thought about exploring other options?
Betty: Hilda, I am not going to sell Herbalux.
Hilda: I wasn't saying that... necessarily.
(Ugly Betty, Pilot)
Hilda is the sister I've always wanted: protective, no-nonsense and smart, all wrapped up in a delicious New York accent. As a girlfriend, she would scare the crap outta me.
Labels: TV
« January 11, 2007 11:06 PM | Post a Comment | 0 comments »
