What Cylinda aspires to

Lionel Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury, I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.
In the midst of celebrating Cylinda's graduation from vocational law school training, I would like to remind her that while Lionel Hutz is not the lawyer she should emulate, he is a lawyer and is licensed to practice in Springfield, which is more than she can do now. Think about that. He's also a cartoon character and not real, so maybe I should think about that.
She'll be just as good as Hutz - maybe even a little better - after she sits for the bar in July. Then she'll be crossing over to the dark side to be an evil corporate lawyer this fall. I CAN'T WAIT!
No, really, I can't. Except for the whole evil part... just kidding. I'm looking forward to the evilness the most.
« May 16, 2008 11:23 AM | Post a Comment »
2 comment(s):
said:
Don't you have to cite the specific episode and reference everything? I think Matt Groeing and his LAWYERS could be all over your blog!
yen said:
I think if Lionel Hutz is their lawyer, I'll be a-ok.



