Fantastically uninteresting
Because this will probably be the high point of the season for me, I'm going to be obnoxious (it's gonna be a stretch) and gloat over the ass-kicking I gave my fantasy football league this weekend:
-- Carson Palmer threw for six (six!) touchdowns and a thousand yards and the Bengals still lost because not only did they dress like an Arena football team, they played like one. For real, any team with uniforms that horrendous can never really be called "winners".
-- Each of my running backs scored 20 points for me.
-- My stud WR Andre Johnson caught two TDs (no, not STDs, although I can neither verify nor confirm that) and then he went and sprained his knee. A real stud can not be a gimpy stud!
-- Calvin Johnson and newly acquired Broncos Brandon Marshall performed exactly as expected and that's all I ask for.
-- Let's not talk about Tony Gonzalez.
-- Jeff Wilkins booted a 53 yarder along with 2 more field goals. I'm going to ignore the 56 yard attempt that would've won the game against the 49ers. But I like the 49ers, so it's all good.
-- My man-tasy player Champ Bailey and the Denver defense picked off 2 passes and sacked the QB 4 times.
All in all, I racked up over 150 points. Next closest? 108. I'm going to ride this wave all the way to Vegas for next week's games where I'll surely have a craptastic Sunday because real money will be on the line and I get nervous around real money. But, that's okay. I'm a winner this week, mostly because I'm not a Bengal wearing that ridiculous uniform and losing to the even more ridiculous Cleveland Browns. I mean, what's a Brown?
- The sharpest crayon in the box? (if you get this, you are like so awesome)
- A shipping company with bad commercials?
- A player for the worst team in the NFL?
- No, wait, that's a Falcon.
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