On being right
Once upon a time when I was younger and afraid of oncoming traffic, I drove around making right turns until I got to where I needed to be. Sure, I thought, it takes longer, but I don't need to make any decisions concerning traffic lights and judgments of distance and other mind-taxing crap. Really, if you make enough right turns and drive around in circles of varying sizes, you'll get to where you mean to go. Look at me! See how far I've come?
Yes, I see how's that a bad example. But these folks with nothing better to do in D.C. have proven me smarter than anyone thought possible:
Making Right Turns Saves Gas, Time, UPS Drivers Make Right Turns Whenever Possible (NBC4)
Honestly, if UPS drivers are doing it, shouldn't you? Hmmmm... that question sounded much more perplexing and soul-searching in my head.
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