Bizarre, yet boring
While I was going down the escalators yesterday, a man got on the up escalator with his two kids behind him. His young boy didn't get on, though, because his shoelaces were untied and his sister wouldn't help. I had this overwhelming urge to tie his shoes for him when I reached the bottom, but I ran through these thoughts in succession:
- Don't smile at other people's kids (unless they want you to smile at them, like small, small babies).
- Don't touch other people's kids...ever. Ever.
- Don't touch other people's shoes...cause that's gross.
- Don't touch other people's kid's shoes...for your own sake cause who knows what kids do to themselves and their shoes.
That makes sense, right?
What doesn't make sense is:
- me giving tech support... (Okay, not that uncommon for me.)
- in French... (Why not? Just translate all the words literally, like mouse = souris.)
- to someone in France... (There are ID10T users all over the world, right?)
- for free. (WHAT?)
The nerve of some people... No, just kidding. It was bizarre, though, because I kept having to say "right-click" in the special French way and I can't get the phrase "make a click right" out of my head.
Maybe I should just make an exit left stage now.
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