The dream is over
After almost every grocery shopping trip, I've left cursing the store. Could it be because of my Tourette's? Or my lack of anger management? Who can really say? Shut up, not you. But a lot of baggers at grocery stores are so inept that it makes me wonder if they paid attention during their grocery store training orientation.
What's that? They probably didn't have any training on bagging? WELL, YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. I've actually dreamt of opening a bagging training school because while I've never had professional experience bagging, I have this thing called COMMON SENSE. You see...
More than one item CAN fit into a bag, whether it's paper OR plastic. Just because that's a soda bottle and that's a soda bottle and that's a soda bottle which all belong on the same shelf in the store, it doesn't mean they all belong in the same bag when leaving the store. Blah, blah, blah...
I could go on, but my heart's not into it. This morning, I've been informed that there are people more qualified to open this dream bagging school than me. Stupid AJC. Why do I keep reading you?
Marietta man picks up chance to bag U.S. title (AJC, 12/21/2006)
In addition to this soul-crushing moment of my life, I learned that the competition is in its 21st year. Holy moley. And it's going international in January. Not only am I not qualified to open the school amongst all these award-winning bagging masters, I won't have a paper bag shaped trophy to show for it.
Oh, well. Another day, another dream dead. Now, where'd my CRUSH go...
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