Smooth talk
AT PUBLIX CHECKOUT LANE.
Cashier: Hi, did you find everything you were looking for?
Me: Yes, thanks.
BROTHER PUTS SMOOTHIES ON CHECK WRITING PLATFORM. WE DIDN'T WANT THEM TO MELT IN THE CAR.
Cashier: Oh! What kind of smoothies are those?
Me: Taro.
Cashier: What's that?
Me: They're taro smoothies.
Cashier: Oh...
BAGGER'S TRYING TO BAG AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
Cashier: Is that like chocolate?
Me (in my head): What the?
Me (out loud): No...
BAGGER IS EITHER TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OR IS VERY HERKY-JERKY WHILE PERFORMING HIS JOB.
Me: But it's sweet.
CASHIER CAN'T STOP HERSELF FROM MAKING A FACE FOR A SECOND. SHE THEN REGAINS COMPOSURE.
Cashier: Thanks! Come back and see us reeeeeal soon.
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