Dear 7th grade
Thanks a lot for nothing. I don't usually write off an entire academic year, but you... Couldn't you have taught me something that hasn't been rendered obsolete?
First came the lies about Europe. What you said was Czechoslovakia is now 20 different countries. You didn't even bother telling me about Andorra!
I forgave you, though. I can learn new countries. But now you can't even get the planets right? Oh no, I say. Not cool. There are supposed to be nine planets:
I've always been partial to Saturn.
Now astronomers are about to declare that there are 12 planets with the possibility of hundreds more to come! Hundreds! How could you be so wrong?
I should've known you were a waste of time back then. What the hell was Reading class all about? I'm not kidding. I don't remember if I read anything at all.
Kindest regards,
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