Inmate Number 55170-054
HOLY MOLEY I thought I was overreacting when I thought prisoners in white jumpsuits crowded onto an elevator with me a few weeks ago at my office. But now I know. In Georgia, prisoners wear beige jumpsuits and have the words DEPT OF CORRECTIONS stitched on their backs. How do I know this? I've never been caught, petty criminal that I am.
I know because they've surrounded my cubicle right now. I mean, RIGHT NOW. One peered around the corner at me a little while ago. Twice. Another just strolled through looking out my windows at the fantastic view. (It's really fantastic.) And the lone security officer who's supposed to be keeping watch made some small talk with me. But now he's nowhere to be found.
This may be my last post for a while. I'm not sure if they have the internet in jails. I'm quite nervous they're going to round me up with the other guilty guilty convicts because my eyes, they will not stop shifting.
Goodbye, free world.
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