Sad pride
This past weekend was the 36th Atlanta Pride Festival. It was also known as the Most Pathetic Pride Ever. Friday was cancelled at 7pm after the main stage collapsed (it just fell a little). Saturday was cancelled at 10pm because of winds. Sunday was cancelled at 3pm because of rain (light, light rain!).
Now I may be a bit harsh about it all, but I don't think so. I've been to Allentown Pride. I've been to Harrisburg Pride. Hell, I've been to the 1st (and last) Annual Columbia Folk Festival. So, you see, I've experienced a number of pathetic events in my life. But, Atlanta Pride, you win. You were more pathetic than the two rows of vendors and the 10 foot stage at Allentown. Yes, even more pathetic than having my pal Lor**da (name partially concealed to protect her identity) tell Cosy Sheridan backstage at Columbia about me drinking a whole vat o'scotch.
I can not resist you, vat o'scotch
Actually, that was just pathetic for Cosy, having to listen to us. It was funny for Lor**da. I don't recall how I felt. Possibly because I was drunk from the scotch.
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