PSA: Keep cool
Summer is upon us and with it, oppressive don't-touch-me-I'm-gross heat. I would like to take 30 seconds to remind everyone and their pets to stay indoors during the highly sun-damaging hours of 1-3pm. Does that sound right? It's something like that.
If you have A/C, well, lucky you. If you only have a fan, that's kinda sad. If you have none of the above, I'd like to suggest removing all the racks from your refrigerator and sitting in there. Also, take any and all pets with you. You don't want to forget about them! Don't forget to put the food back in the fridge with you. You'll need something to eat while you're in there cause there's not much else to do.
Has it been 30 seconds yet? NO? Ummm...Oh, I know what else. Jonas The Cat can testify that spending time in the fridge is an enjoyable experience.
See, I thoughtfully removed the food to give him optimum space to stretch out (because OF COURSE that's not how our fridge looks all the time). Also, he has some hard lemonade to drink when he gets thirsty. He thanked me when he left the fridge hours later, a lot cooler and just a bit tipsy (but just a little, ASPCA!).
Labels: Cats
« June 23, 2006 3:34 PM | Post a Comment »
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Get rid of the Hard Lemon--is it Mike's? or Tom's? or even Jimmy's? Whoever's Hard Lemon it is--get rid of it!!!! While watching Jay (Leno) last night in bed with Lor**da he said it was the drink of choice for every pedophile on Dateline!! Get rid of it!! Save yourself for Celine or Marie Antoinette or whatever French woman you can find!
Another question--Do you let your cat sit in the fridge AND eat the yogurt? Don't let your cat drink the hard lemonade either!
